Toilet Paper

I remember once reading a piece in Private Eye satirising some chief exec who had so little time on his hands and was so off the wall that he sent round an office memo about the correct orientation to place the rolls of toilet paper in.

 

And yet there is an orientation to toilet paper. Any sane human being would always orientate it so that the free end hung down away from the wall, rather than right next to it. I am reminded off this because I found a roll at work today that had been hung the other way and found it really annoying. Which preseumably means that in the eyes of Private Eye I am now a nutter. All I need to do now is become a chief exec and I can impose my toilet paper fascism on others.